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For the draft that's almost there

You've got a draft. Now make it the one they quote at brunch.

A draft is the easy part — this is where it lands. The difference between a speech people clap for and one they actually remember isn't more writing. It's sharper jokes, the right balance of funny and heartfelt, details only you could know, and not one wasted sentence. Run your draft through the four passes inside and it comes out tighter, funnier, and unmistakably you.

What you get

  • The clean-comedy framework — 7 formulas that get real laughs without roasting anyone
  • The 60/40 rule and the emotional map, so you never whiplash the room
  • The specificity ladder + the "only-you-know" worksheet — the details that make a speech un-copyable
  • The timing & trim guide to hit the 3–5 minute sweet spot
  • 24 annotated before-and-afters — great vs cringe, with notes on exactly why
  • The line-edit checklist to tighten every sentence
  • Format: editable Google Doc + PDF + printable

Instant download · works for any wedding · keep it forever

$39$64USD

Take a fine draft to unforgettable in one sitting.

Editable Google Doc + PDF + printable

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Where this fits

Haven't written it yet? Start one step back.

The Punch-Up polishes a draft you already have. If you're staring at a blank page, grab the kit that writes it first — then come back here to sharpen it:

  • The Speech Kit — $27 · Write. Fill-in-the-blank templates, the Clink structure, and 80+ swipe lines. Beat the blank page in an afternoon.
  • The Mic-Drop System — $47 · Deliver. A 7-day rehearsal plan, cue cards, the nerves protocol, and "if I blank" save-lines — so the speech you just sharpened actually lands.

All kits: editable Google Doc + PDF + printable